Ryan’s new fans :)

Question: That song ‘Eenie Meenie’ is about a girl being unable to choose between Sean Kingston and Justin Bieber. When is that ever a real-life situation?
Jordan: Yea… seriously… who wouldn’t just choose Simon Cho?

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Question: Got anything in your pants pockets?
Jordan: HAHAHAHA… if you only knew

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Question: What does Ryan think about getting all these new fans? :)
Jordan: He’s a goof ball… he loves it.

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Comment: It’s finals week… wish me luck!!
Jordan: RUN!!! RUN AWAY!!! 

06:50 pm, by usstepicquotes 5

Yet again…

Sorry I haven’t been updating, you guys need to post quotes on the Epic Webcast Quotes facebook so I can copy and paste them on here! Or email/tweet them to me. Please and thank you!!

And as soon as the semester is over, I’ll be able to rewatch the webcasts and begin to update daily once again.

I apologize for any inconvenience,
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09:22 pm, by usstepicquotes 4

Sexual references

Ryan: My hair grows like a chia pet. Every month or two it needs a clippin’.
Jordan: That’s what she said.

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Ryan: Do I like roofs?
Jordan: Don’t even get into that, just let it scroll.
Ryan: I think everyone has a roof!

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Ryan: There are so many sexual references on this thing. And I’m sure some of them have to do with Jordan….

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Travis: Please enjoy the music while your party is being paged…

02:49 pm, by usstepicquotes 17

Vamps!

Question: Why does formspring hate you?
Jordan: I slept with Formspring’s gf a while back and he won’t get over it

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Question: Do vampires scare you?
Jordan: Not as much as I scare vampires

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With a possible webcast tonight, I’ll post more later! :) But for now, enjoy and send me quotes :)

04:03 pm, by usstepicquotes 1

Happy Birthday, Jordan! (:

Happy Birthday, Jordan Malone from the US ST Epic Quotes Tumblr! (:

12:20 am, by usstepicquotes 2

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard

I’ve been busy with a bajillion things… from school and going places. Three more weeks of school then I’m done for about a month, then I’m doing summer classes from July 6-August 5. So there might be some times when I don’t post anything at all, like right now. Sorry guys; I apologize! But I’m gonna formspring it up for today’s post and post a lot to make up! :) Enjoy!

Comment: My nipples are itchy… =[
Jordan: Well… on that note I’m going to sleep. HAHAHAHA night

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Question: What’s the best costume you’ve ever worn?
Jordan: I dressed as a Short Track Speedskater one time… fooled everyone haha

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Question: Which Disney character would you say you’re most like?
Jordan: Thumper… Yeah… I’m that cute

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Comment: I think you make me laugh more than anyone I know in real life. I’m not sure if that an indication of how awesome you are or how unfunny my friends are.
Jordan: Or how drunk tired both of us are

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Question: If you were a girl, would you marry Simon?
Jordan: SIMON!!! Stop asking me questions about yourself!!!!

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Question: Why am I in love with YOU?
Jordan: Cause…… my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard!!! I hope you’re a girl

08:03 am, by usstepicquotes 4

Project Thank You Jordan! :) Aka the Epic Challenge! Jordan says thank you to all of those who took part in it. :) Him and his mom both loved it!

In the video that I posted, there is no music, therefore, go to the link below to view it with the music.

Also, shout out to Andi who put this whole thing together! :)

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=378077173154&oid=102541373116163

04:51 pm, by usstepicquotes 2

Formspringin’ the Ustream!

Jordan: Did I do something to Formspring? … Did I give Formspring a wedgie? … Did I spit on Formspring? … Did I make fun of Formspring’s mom?

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Jordan: Simon’s a cutie… Yup! You’re right!

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Jordan: It’s 12 o’clock in the morning! Let’s play a game of Monopoly!

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Question: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Jordan: THE MUFFIN MAN!!

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Question: Do you ever feel self-concious wearing that little skinsuit?
Jordan: I’ve got nothing to hide!!! ;-)

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Question: Do you like Travis’ mustache?
Jordan: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… no comment 

11:21 am, by usstepicquotes 3

Republican, ftw

Question: Are you excited to meet Obama? Did you vote for him?
Jordan: Yes and no… You get shot in Texas for voting for a Democrat. Duh

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Question: Favorite subject in schools?
Jordan: Girls….. what?!?!? I was a teenager

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All of my quotes are on my laptop, and I cannot access them right now (or for the next couple of days). I am trying to purchase a new one, but in the meantime, please email me quotes that haven’t already been posted. My email address is kiiimm75787@aol.com or you can IM them to me at kiiimm75787. You can always tweet them to me @ktromm10490. It would be much appreciated.

-Thanks-

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07:19 pm, by usstepicquotes 3

Sorry…

Saturday, my cousin was getting married so I didn’t have time to update. Sunday, computer decided to not let me use the internet on my laptop. Monday, I might get around to updating if I find the time to do so. But tomorrow, I promise you all to get back on track! I apologize for the lack of updates the past couple days.

-Thanks-

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09:11 am, by usstepicquotes